QUOTE OF MY LIFE:

"You broke his fragile heart, Elle. He's distraught. He's been drinking and writing free-verse poetry and weeping 'neath the unforgiving moon. He may never recover. He's crying right now, in fact. With all the despair in his empty, meaningless soul."

"Really? 'Cause it's sounds like he's beating you at Mario Cart."

according to little alicia

I'm having textual relations.